First glimpse of Kibo in the morning light (see the flag at the summit?) |
Fortunately Howard rousted me from my drowsy state by calling out and insisting I "take a look at the view" from the south-cul-de-sac. Well, there it was. Kibo peak, in all of its snow-covered glory, loomed above us. On our trek into camp the night before, Kibo had been covered in clouds. Now, with the sun rising behind us, we got a giant-sized glimpse of the peak that beckoned. Kili actually sports three peaks: Kibo, the highest, Mwenzi, the rugged, lower peak, and a crumbled-down third peak of no significance (which means I can't remember its name, but you can Google it). Sue, our other neighbor in the land of the misfits, was already out of her tent snapping photos. She was quick to point out the photo she had of the giant flag at the summit (the big green one that was about half the size of the mountain). Altitude had obviously addled her brain over night, and (after scrolling through a few other photos with a similar green "flag") we quietly concluded that there was a large spot on the camera lens. Naturally nothing remained quiet for too long, and Sue spent the remainder of the trek desperately hoping to find an enormous green flag at the summit in order to quash the teasing that ensued.
We were happy to see that Gayle's smiling face had resurfaced at breakfast (after a long night spent trekking back and forth to the toilet tent). The mountain food still tasted good on day two, and we welcomed our breakfast of eggs, deep-fried green onion treats, bread (beginning to taste slightly moldy) and fruit. The morning beverage mixing scene was reminiscent of bartender training school. With no hot beverage option that was completely appealing, many of us took to experimental drink mixing with a vengeance. It began with Kilimanjaro instant coffee, Nido (the aforementioned nasty powdered creamer), hot chocolate mix, straight cocoa powder and Milo (an Australian version of something like Ovaltine) and could be sweetened with sugar or honey. No matter how you mixed it, it usually came out disgusting. By the end of the week, most of us had converted to straight tea. I personally would have thrown someone off the mountain in exchange for a venti iced coffee with real cream and sugar.
Mwenzi Peak |
A crowded lunch at Second Caves... |
I wear my sunglasses at lunch... to cut the glare from the pasty-white, protruding bellies! |
Oh yeah...I could TOTALLY do that! I just wanted to let him feel manly. |
After we finally put the Fat Lady to bed, we moved on to other interesting topics of conversation. We brainstormed evening entertainment options including a Kili-Olympics of sorts with events like projectile vomiting (for distance) and peeing for the record (based on quantity). We invented a new flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream dubbed, "Puke on the Boots," packed with chunks (naturally). We learned about dung beetles and how each kind of dung has its own beetle, so a mongoose dung beetle is partial to mongoose dung whereas an elephant dung beetle only has a nose for elephant feces. And, we began our Swahili lessons in earnest with locker room talk. Inspired by lunch time sightings, we learned that "Matiti" means breast and "Mataco" refers to your hind end. We also learned that "choo" refers to "woman parts," which then (of course) lead to an extended discussion about what a choo choo train is. We also perfected some of the polite conversational phrases we would need on the mountain like, "Let's go: Twende, Ready: Tayari, How's it going?: Mambo?, Well: Poa, and, the over-used and ever-present, Hakuna Matata, which functioned as punctuation in Guide John's speech. Every sentence ended with "hakuna matata." The guy was unflappable.
Just after 4:30 p.m., we hopped over Dr. Seuss-like vegetation into Camp #2, Kikeliwea (3600 m). It had been a full day of hiking. I congratulated myself on accomplishing my goal of 5X5 (5 liters of water by 5:00) and promptly ran for the toilet tent and popped another Diamox (seeking my daily dose of tingle).
Camp #2 with Mwenzi and Kibo in the background. Kibo still looks awfully far away. |
I'm sure it was the Diamox talking when I heard Chris exclaim, "I never knew Crocs could be so comfortable! I'm going to buy myself a pair in every color when I get home (and some fuzzy ones for winter wear!). Perhaps I hallucinated the last part, but at altitude the brain does funny things. While we enjoyed a late afternoon "tea" of the various hot drink concoction options and roasted peanuts, we heard, "The guy is here to grab your bladders" - signaling that it was time to pull out empty Camelback bladders and water bottles for refilling for the next day's chug fest. Really this hike all came down to bladders - the challenge of filling one with clean, treated mountain water, and the challenge of emptying another with nary a bush for peeing privacy.
Guide John came in to give our nightly briefing - to remind us to eat, drink, sleep with our heads elevated, pack our "rain gears," and walk slowly. He warned us that, on day three, our hike would be steep but short. Hakuna Matata. We would be finished hiking by lunchtime, but then we would take an afternoon hike "just for fun" to acclimate better to our increased sleeping altitude. Hakuna Matata. With visions of "Puke on the Boots" dancing in my head, I snuggled into my warm sleeping bag, dressed in multiple layers of long johns and socks, and drifted off to sleep.
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